[weeboid]

Author completely lost me at "I'm gonna keep her" … the ability to type that sentence out into the public domain. #smh

[learnstats2]

Agree - I stopped reading here.

Claiming ownership over women is not a funny joke, and completely lost my respect.

[Chris2048]

"keep"

1. have or retain possession of.

2. continue or cause to continue in a specified condition, position, course, etc.

Could mean keep her as a girlfriend, If I say "I'm keeping my doctor" I'm not claiming to personally take ownership of my GP.