[delackner]

Perhaps before posting any post that contains red flag words or phrases should require an additional confirmation:

This post contains words that suggest you are being boring. Are you being boring?

Strings that stick out: "belong.*on hacker" "doesn't belong" etc...

[pg]

Interesting idea. Though of course the way to do it is to train a filter...

[khafra]

I can't wait to read a post on the use of Markov chains or Bloom filters to prevent boring posts.

[eru]

If your Markov chain can plausibly generate the post - it's boring?