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This has to be satire.

"Making iPods is better than giving to charity." "Making iPods is more important than caring for your children." "I want to be a pescetarian just because Steve is one." "He stole from his partner, no problem though. He still is the greatest." "He became so cool by doing drugs and getting into eastern religions."

Really, this HAS to be satire. What really helped me understand the way Steve Jobs (probably) is was reading the memories of early Apple employees at http://folklore.org/.