| I was tired of my schlorb, we'd been together too long Like a worn-out recording, of a favorite song So while she lay there merping, I read the scannor in bed And in the personals streamlet, there was this stromling I read "If you like Paarra Cosanla, and getting caught in the rain If you're not into yoga, if you have a 20 megaton brain If you like making love by the twin moons, in the dunes of the cape I'm the love that you've looked for, strom to me, and escape |