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by saagarjha 2298 days ago
Unfortunately, it looks like any interface is a potential for a side channel…
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Is it? You can fix rowhammer by simply re-mapping all memory banks after executing every instruction.
That might mitigate Rowhammer, but does it really remove all side channels?