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by elif 2302 days ago
Yes but, under what pretext would you torture someone who has complied with all of your requests?

~"Do you have any encrypted data we can't see?"

"Yes. The entire drive is encrypted"

~"What is the key?"

"iloveapplesauce6969"

~"Well, that worked and I see your data here. What a lovely family.. is that Disney world?"

"Yes it was Timmy's 5th birthday"

~"I'm going to waterboard you"

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Them: "You're still hiding something"

You: "This was everything!"

Them: "We don't believe you" -rubber hose-

You: "Stop it! I planned to blow up the world trade center!"

Them: "We knew you were a liar."

To themselves: "Wow, torture works."

Rinse, repeat.