[fcbrooklyn]

I have friends who are (modestly) successful fine artists, and they uniformly hate having to write that dreck. But you wanna pay the bills, you pick up a pen and write.

[earthbound19]

It is hard for me to believe that there is an absolute imperative connection between writing International Art English and being paid.

https://www.canopycanopycanopy.com/contents/international_ar...

I coded a verbal recombobulator that generates such statements to mock such statements. Please point your friends to it if they're ever stuck.

http://earthbound.io/gibberish-artist-statements/index.php