[reaperducer]

"Hey, Mike. On your way to the Keurig, remember to glance at the status panel on the wall and let us know if something doesn't look right, OK?"

Brutal.

[InvisibleCities]

Why should Mike have to remember this? Why should all of your infrastructure depend on Mike not getting a text from his wife while walking to the fridge for a La Croix?

[tyrust]

I read your comment as sincerely saying that such an arrangement would be "brutal". Looking at your downvotes maybe people think you were being sarcastic?