[timroman]

Bringing a fire truck to a bank robbery

[ohazi]

Eh... maybe more like bringing a SWAT team to a brush fire.

[rolltiide]

what part of the prior analogy made you think this one was better, and so much better to actually post?

cynical, but genuinely curious

I like the imagery of fire hydrants spraying water on an issue that is ongoing and unresolved while the vaults become hollow and worth nothing.

[ratfaced-guy]

Less syllables, rolls of the tongue better.

[justinzollars]

How does a half-point help us if Costco is out of toilet paper?

[gonzo41]

You can afford to install a bidet

[ptyyy]

I just installed a Tushy and let me tell you, it takes some getting used to. Especially when the water is very cold.

[philsnow]

Try cold showers for a week or so. Not lukewarm, cold. You won't care about the cold bidet anymore, I promise.

[Johnny555]

Should have gone with a Toto Washlet with water warmer. Cold water sounds like a bad idea for this purpose.

[companyhen]

Did you get the one with the water heater though?

[vorpalhex]

Should of gone for the heated BioBidet...

[Symmetry]

The Coronavirus is going to harm the economy no matter what. But if the Fed acts correctly it can prevent compounding effects like an increase in unemployment that leads to a further decrease in production.

[m3kw9]

More like using one bucket of water when you have a massive bush fire.

[nine_zeros]

Accurate assessment