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> ...about WTF is happening in wavefunction collapse

That's in large part because that particular term is a hand-wave assertion firmly in the realm of the Copenhagen interpretation. i.e. "It just happens, and we'll call it this." The term presupposes there is a differences between a quantum realm and a classical realm, rather than quantum rules pertaining continuously (like the Many Worlds interpretation supplies).

I think the notions expressed in the article don't really resolve anything except to emphasize there is much we don't understand.