[pjc50]

Isn't that the one that would require digging up the SS Richard Montgomery and its thousand tons of waterlogged explosives? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SS_Richard_Montgomery

[rjsw]

There is also likely to be a seabird problem in that location.

[hordeallergy]

Next thing you know you'll be expected to wipe your arse after toileting.

[pjc50]

.. what?