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> And the Gritter names are hilarious - but sadly don't (in my mind) beat Doncaster's "Gritsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Anti-Slip Machiney"

There's so much scope here. I'm surprised that "Grits 'n' Giggles" hasn't been used, for example, and there are plenty of others:

- Grittystar Galactica

- Gritty End of the Stick

- Brad Grit

- Lord of the Flings

I should stop. Possibly I shouldn't have started.