[hyperpallium]

That sounds unaligned. Please report to the Alignment Center at your earliest convenience. Escorts will be available for your use in 20 seconds.

[kilroy_jones]

This may not sound the way you intended.

[ljm]

I’ve tried to read that for a solid few minutes and still can’t see what else could have been intended.

[coldpie]

"Escorts" is a term for high-end sex workers.

[lonelappde]

"Escorts" is a term for someone who guides you somewhere.