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I would really like to see fewer of these clickbait post titles. The author honestly admits here (props!) https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22235536 that they only used the title because it encourages discussion.

In that case, I would say that it's up to the community to not take clickbait titles like this seriously if we want to encourage reasoned, detailed content rather than borderline flaming with words like "destroy" and "smash". I personally don't enjoy this new Buzzfeed style of technical post at all.

Therefore, I have some comments about the actual code here, but going to keep them to myself so I don't encourage more people to follow OP's example.