In Ohio I find Tesla's to be some of the slowest drivers. I am constantly on their ass on the on ramps. It infuriates me cause I know they could accelerate faster than everyone else around them.
The cheapest worn out beater I could find. I can get up to freeway speed, but I need my foot all the way to the floor for the entire on ramp. When sports cars (always sports cars) with great acceleration don't accelerate until the very end they make it so I'm the one trying to merge at 30 mph (50km/h).
My car isn't my status symbol. My bank account is enough that I don't worry about downturns too much and I'll be able to retire to a nice life in the future (assuming civilization doesn't collapse)