| It's not that confusing, just a bit needy† 1. How many memes are there? Still, this is the most unlikely brag which is probably why it's first. 2. I've had great ideas that turned into things too (causality not confirmed). Friend could have been in advertising. 3. This is… unlikely as stated but there may have been an audience participation part that could be generously reworded this way (and some people say "crashed" to mean "went spontaneously" rather than "snuck in"). 4. Easy to imagine a bored bartender on a dead night exchanging a shot for a moment of levity. #Anchorman 5. Could be an embellishment of "I added a song or skipped forward a track and there was someone famous in earshot." 6. I think the brag here is "I take desirable things from rich/famous people because I'm at their level" but it's much more likely just a maître d's mistake and the vodka guy was escalating to get his way. Also we don't know the result—who got the table? 7. Wouldn't surprise me if there are "experience archaeology" tours that contrive this kind of thing. #StartupIdea †Which, to be fair, aren't we all? |