[tripzilch]

I personally find it most helpful to just ask Google a question like I'm a complete idiot. I got the idea from the meme about "that guy wot painted them melty clocks", which works extremely well in my opinion. Looking in my history "how to multilingual in java please", worked fine. You get a laugh out of it, 90% of the time Google figures out what you need, and the rest of the time it's going to show whatever the hell it wants to, any way.

At least both of us are pretending the same level of intelligence, which takes away a lot of the irritation.

I also tried talking to DDG like a duck, but it doesn't give as good results as talking to Google like an idiot.