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by DoofusOfDeath 2337 days ago
> My toaster barking, "Hey, wouldn't you like a nice Thomases' English Muffin instead? Nooks and crannies!" is also fairly low-key, but not something I want.

On the bright side, my kids would get to (briefly) see a reproduction of After Dark's "Flying Toasters" screensaver.