[nathell]

This reminds me of Doug Zongker's "Chicken Chicken Chicken: Chicken Chicken" [0]. Sadly, Google Scholar appears to no longer be showing its citation count, although, IIRC, it used to be well in the hundreds.

[0]: https://isotropic.org/papers/chicken.pdf

[bristleworm]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yL_-1d9OSdk

[scott_s]

A classic. For those who haven't seen it before, it's worth watching the whole thing.

[userbinator]

The only improvement that could be made to that masterpeice is to include an actual image of a chicken...

[JadeNB]

> include an actual image of a chicken...

ASCII art, made up of repetitions of the word 'chicken'.