[simple_phrases]

Anything you say after "I want a lawyer" isn't admissable in court. A smart cop would end their questioning there.

[lonelappde]

Sadly, this is not true. The police can say you were joking and some (racist) judges believe it.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/true-crime/wp/2017/11/02...

[kjs3]

I'm assuming you aren't a lawyer. Or are a really bad one.