[teekert]

Written with a single t, but a word we use to describe poor quality, annoying people, the sensation of hitting one's toe against furniture, that moment when you realize you forgot something important, female reproductive organs (though this is not a very respectful word.) A very versatile word indeed, more the equivalent of the F word I think.

[wokkel]

And now we can add k*link to it to mean a dead link. Fittingly I'd say.