[umvi]

> I'm extremely grateful to read this headline instead of it being meth, crack, or Fentanyl.

How about the headline "teen drug use hits historic lows"? That would be a headline I'd like to read.

[xerox13ster]

I'd like to see a world where "No one cares what you do to your own meat sack" is a headline. And not one from The Onion.