[Scoundreller]

I precept students at work.

One of my Day1 line items is “if you have to go to the bathroom, just go. You don’t need to tell me.”

Which is right up there with:

“Don’t hurt yourself trying to get here on time.”

And maybe a sarcastic: “Don’t worry, your work/projects will still be here when you return” if I size them up as being appropriate for that.