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by friendlybus 2371 days ago
They're doing the tests on us.
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Well, if you look at the results...

X cures cancer in mice

Y increases lifespan in mice

Z improves disease resistance in mice

W reverses cognitive decline in mice

The signs are all there.

I sometimes joke that the NIMH[0] is actually the National Institute for Mouse Health.

[0] Yes, like the rats! It's a real institute (National Institute for Mental Health).

Mrs Frisby has no idea what you're talking about. :D

Jenner, however, is an engineer like the rest of us.

Don't forget your towel!
we could meet in the middle and actually change the human genome to be more like a mouse so we also get these benefits