[augustocallejas]

I believe that comes from a satirical Facebook page, but in an effort for a serious response, this page does a decent job categorizing the different sub-genres:

http://www.fourfa.com/styles/index.htm

[heavyset_go]

Iterations of that copypasta have existed for like two decades.

[alex_young]

Longer than that. Monty Python did something very similar in Life of Brian: https://youtu.be/a0BpfwazhUA

[lukebuehler]

This is excellent satire of “narcissism of minor differences”