[varelse]

So the memory of that film has led me to propose my own absurd DUI sliding scale: If you are caught above at or above that low-end legal limit, you are sentenced to drive your car through an obstacle course filled with clearly marked landmines at the same level of intoxication at which you were caught. Make it a PPV event and it'd be straight out of the world of _Pennyworth_.

[throwawaycanada]

Cool as long as you do that for a hundred other offenses.