[justbaker]

>I would love to, but my coworkers expect me to be synchronous. They do async, but I'm always supposed to be sync with five nines availability. Looks like it's time to go job-hunting again, but I hate job interviews. Dammit.

I hate interviewing too, but don't let that stop you! Learning to be great at things we avoid/dislike improves us as human beings. It is important to be happy with the work we do.