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The linked RIIR post pretty much described 2016 the behaviour of people shown in this thread. It is hilarious that seeing the arguing for RIIR in this context.

Rewriting in some language is a matter of skill and preference. To even consider a rewrite there should be a rational reason, i.e. it is broken or can't work in the ecosystem.

For fun and learning you can do what you want, of course.