[DoctorOetker]

If someone hails a cab on uber, one doesn't hail a cab from a different continent...

there seems to be plenty of opportunities here, like buy or rent an old bank building with the individually lockable drawers, put your drive in the locker which has a USB cable or ethernet cable, close the locker, use some app to set the URL / hash, pay, and you get a ETA, download complete notification, and a deadline to pick it up (or else incur a fee to unlock the drawer proportional to overtime).

I guess the idea could be pitched to those operating rentable local PO boxes, using similar lockers, but with internet connectivity.