[teambob]

If the president of the college can't even remember what a Van De Graff generator is... you're going to have a bad time

[Waterluvian]

I have to point out a little pedantic irony here and let the crowd obliviate me if warranted.

You're poking at the lack of science knowledge and then immediately misuse "your". I'm not a grammar nazi but I think this underlines that we're all good and bad at various things.

[hyperbovine]

I assume (s)he edited it, but I saw that too. Delectable irony.