[nikanj]

Oracle licenses are priced with a relatively equation, taking two inputs:

1) How much money do you have 2) How much would it cost you to switch to something else

Your annual license cost is the smaller of the two inputs, minus a 10% discount.

[anticensor]

Your formula yields zero in some cases.

[gaucheph]

It's also satire.

Wondering what you think of the following quote:

> Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.