[tome]

* "Haskellers write to much code but don't explain the language. They should write tutorials."

* "Haskellers just write tutorials but there's no good practical code."

* "Haskell will never catch on because it's too hard. They think it's easy but that's just because they're geniuses."

* "Haskellers are obnoxious and condescending. The language is easy but they want to pretend it makes them special and clever."

* "The Haskell type checker only checks really simple properties that are easy to prove by hand"

* "Haskell doesn't come with tooling that automate refactorings that are easy to make by hand"

The list of contradictory complaints goes on ...