[Semiapies]

Welcome to the 1990s, here's your Discman.

Of all the things to get worked up about in one's community, the fact that some people have large, dull-looking houses is about the lamest, laziest, and least politically cognizant.

Or put another way, if the biggest problem in your community really and truly is that some people have McMansions...count your damn blessings.

And citing zoning variances? Really?