[Roonerelli]

Micky Flannigan, a uk comedian, does a great routine about when he lived in America and people confused his cockney pronunciation of "house" with the American pronunciation of "Ass".

So at the end of a date he's on the doorstep with a girl and they are saying goodbye:

He says: I'd like to come in your house

She looks shocked. So he says: I won't try to kiss you, I just want to come in your house

[umanwizard]

Link: https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=share&v=fNzuOxJ3iS8

[Roonerelli]

thanks - I didnt want to search for that from my work PC :)

[johnnycab]

The faux-pas is not entirely restricted to cockney pronunciation; here is an example of another UK comedian, Michael McIntyre taking the piss out of TV chef Gino D'ACampo's (Italian) mockney version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCJnO8rzXP0