[kuu]

  2948. Deliver babies.

[bananaeater]

Here's an expired patent you can take advantage of: https://patents.google.com/patent/US3216423A/en

Succinctly named "Apparatus for facilitating the birth of a child by centrifugal force"

[orangepanda]

I raise you "2603. [...] deliver babies safely"

[samfriedman]

Sounds like something to worry about once we've achieved market domination.

[magashna]

Can you patent motherhood?

[volkk]

holy shit, some of these are making me actually cry. this list is something else

[cschneid]

Uber for Babies™