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by alaskamiller 2452 days ago
I've worked for CEOs like Adam, tho with way less access to cash. Ambition is good only if you can pull it off, otherwise like like the greatest warrior poet of our generation Dominic Toretto would say: it don't matter if it's by an inch or a mile, losing's losing.

This dude had a plan, had big energy, earned trust, spent like a king, and came up short some miles and inches. He was building We to be a holdings company since the late-2010's-era, a la Zuck with late-2010's-era Facebook or a la Mayer with mid-2010-era Yahoo.

This is what a WeWork tech stack would have been:

For construction: * Case - property development management software * Fieldlens ($12.6MM raised) - construction site management software

For space management: * Euclid ($43.6MM raised) - space tracking software * Welkio - lobby digital sign-in software * Waltz - digital lock software * SpaceIQ - office management software * Teem ($100MM buyout) - room booking software * Manage by Q - office vendor solution management software * Spacious ($9MM raised) - restaurant downtime

For business management: * Conductor - digital ads spam software * Unomy - sales marketing spam software

For training management: * Meetup ($200MM buyout) - event and group management software * Flatiron School - coding school * MissionU - fake college

For expansion: * Naked Hub ($400MM buyout) - Chinese wework clone * Spacemob - Singapore wework clone * The Wing ($32MM investment) - Women wework clone

For fun: * Wavegarden ($12MM investment)

All of this prob has been a $2B spend. But Steve Jobs he ain't with the integration so it's all loosely organized and disjointed. But Adam's at least Steve Job's esque enough to convince Ashton Kutcher to call all this pile of parts a tech behemoth.

Divesting all this will be a mistake.

Find a better CEO, get it all done.

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You make a compelling case that you could put together a company that owns a whole portfolio of products that essentially makes them dominant for office rental. But there's three issues with that:

Firstly, a successful office rental company is valued at no where near the multiple that WeWork claimed to be. So if this strategy is successful, what you're left with is likely a company that is significantly less valuable than the amount that's been invested.

Secondly, it's not entirely clear that all these things put together actually would be a significant competitive advantage in the office rental space, where the bread and butter issues are what dominates the running of the business.

Thirdly, let's assume this is a good strategy. Buying up these companies and integrating them into a single purpose business is a difficult task that most companies struggle with, it's much more common for these strategies to result in massive acquisitions followed by write-downs. Even a good CEO would struggle with it, but WeWork has already bought these companies, so a new CEO doesn't just need to slowly fold each company into the core business, the new CEO has to handle the fact they already own these business and need to integrate all of them, all at once, as fast as possible, before they go bankrupt in a way that looks good for the IPO.

Your assumption is that the narrative is that WeWork is an office rental company when perhaps you can take the leap of faith and believe We was being truthful in their intentions of "elevating humanity" or whatever. Therefore their valuation is based on that.

The tell is amongst these post mortems being drummed up by the media they remark how Adam Neumann is unreasonable when he demands the tech team to "think bigger". I've heard that before when working for CEOs like Adam. He managed upwards, sold that to Softbank Vision Fund, and fails in managing downwards.

So on one hand it's an indictment on Masayoshi Son's tunnel vision when spending his fund's cash.

On the other hand, that's in the past. It's already happened.

So to your first assertion: WeWork isn't an office rental company, it's a real estate financial engineering holdings company with the intention of investing its funding into software research and development to further make their real estate financial engineering efficient. In simpler words, WeWork is in the occupancy game.

Like McDonald's using burgers to pay its mortgages, WeWork uses monthly rent and a splash of crossfit gym membership to pay its lease.

Therefore to your second point, it is indeed clear how these things would be a significant competitive advantage. If you think of a building as a living, breathing being, WeWork is the means in which it monitors all that goes in and out of that building. WeWork knows when someone shows up, wanders about, sips coffee, takes a poop, and leaves. WeWork knows when you are occupying a space.

There were some stuff tossed in to help you create and grow a business so that they can hedge against you running out of money and leaving.

Next step they want to help you be occupational, so they bought up stuff to make it so that you can go from idiot to trained. They also wanted to help you occupy your home.

Then he gave away the other silly stuff like raising children to his wife and brother in law.

Now for your third point, is this a good strategy? Yes. Masayoshi agreed. Will it work? Won't know till you try.

Except two things may have gotten in the way:

a. WeWork over-extended and needs more cash, Masayoshi Son was painted in the corner to not being to give more cash, they found themselves in a situation where they had to IPO in order to get more cash.

This is inevitable for the sake of chasing ambitious hypergrowth.

b. Adam Neumann is inherently greedy and shady, bad at operating a business, and bad at technology integration.

Will anyone else available now be able to manage the 12-18 mo process of integrating all that they've bought? Maybe. But it doesn't sound like they tried or figured it out.

When Microsoft swallows up businesses they work fast to rebrand, clean up the insides, then toss it to their sales force to recover costs. When Google swallows up businesses they leave it alone but then shut it down later. When Facebook swallows up businesses they leave it alone and their businesses grow.

So one might say Adam Neumann just isn't in the same leagues.

And Masayoshi Son is now seen as bad at picking which handful of people out of 8 billion on this world is going to be the next big thing.

Oh well, the world spins on.

For comparison:

Marissa Mayer spent $2.3B - $2.8B on 53 acquisitions in 3 years to make Yahoo into a MaVeNS (Mobile Video Native Social) company. It didn't work because the core revenue engine just didn't flystart.

Mark Zuckerberg spent ~$30B on ~70 acquisitions in 8 years to keep Facebook a social platform through photos, chatting, and VR and he's been successful at it because the core revenue engine keeps it all going.

In the dot-com days Yahoo was $100B val. When Marissa took over it was hovering around $40B val. In the end Yahoo is priced out at $4.83B.

WeWork's $40B+ IPO val and the $4B+ re-val parellels Yahoo's Icarus story.

How does Marissa using Yahoo's $30MM in a sweetheart deal to pay a 16 yo kid in Oxford for his news summary mobile app any more "tech" than a $12MM investment in a Spanish engineering company making artificial waves.

Lol all of this is an indictment of how the last 10 years has been a crazy run.

Also, it's really an indictment on how the era of superpowered CEO is going to hopefully end. While Marissa and Adam share the same winner circle, Zuck is in the same league as Gates.
You forgot about Altaba. Valuation wise Yahoo basically treaded water under Marissa.
He made 9+ figures for hanging out and doing “super zany” shit. If that’s failure, sounds pretty good to me.
I can't seem to find anything about Case - can you link to them?
A tip: you can use an extra newline to make the bullet points appear on the next line.
A little hard to read but good points and background here, thanks.