[oh_sigh]

I hate when Jeff's goons show up outside my door at 3am telling me to put on the ring or else

No one is being made to do anything.

[NoNotTheDuo]

No one is being made to do anything, but if you want to be a beta tester, you have to actually buy the thing. They aren't giving it away for you to test with. And you have to be invited, apparently.

[oh_sigh]

So the point is that if you want this product, you need to pay for it? Now I know how Bezos made his $100B.

[reaperducer]

Wasn't there a movie about that? With trolls or hobbits or something?