[galonk]

"For a number of years now, work has been proceeding in order to bring perfection to the crudely conceived idea of a transmission that would not only supply inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters..."

[AndrewKemendo]

Honestly, this is how I read every quantum thing. Not because I don't believe it's real, it's just so far outside of my area of education that it might as well be describing the turbo encabulator.