[dymk]

By that logic, my Tinder profile is nothing but self-sanctioned psyops manipulating people into liking me.

I can use scary words to describe mundane things too.

[Porthos9K]

You're like the Devil on the cover of Iron Maiden's The Number of the Beast album[1]. You think you've got Eddie dancing to your tune, but you don't see the strings Eddie is using to make you dance to his tune.

1: https://imgur.com/a/XOzzWnZ

[dymk]

dude that’s deep and all but are you gonna pass the blunt or what

[Porthos9K]

If you're going to be like that, then I think I'll bogart it. :)