[defen]

> Once upon a time there was a tiger

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that lived in a tree, and the other tigers had been fighting against him for years! And one day , a lion saw a tiger eating a squirrel . So, he chased the tiger away and said, "No more tiger , I have a better idea ." The tiger said , " You're right. A lion should help the tiger ." So the tiger looked at the lion , and said, " What ?" The lion said , " The lion should help the tiger ." So the tiger smiled and went and talked to the lion again. "How is it ?" The lion said, "The lion is smarter than the tiger !" The tiger said, " The lion is smarter than the tiger ! " The lion said, "No !" The tiger said, "The lion is smarter than me !" The lion said, "No !" The tiger said, "The lion is smarter than me! !" The lion said, "No !" The tiger said, "The lion is smarter than me ! " The lion said, "No !"

[ribosometronome]

> There once was a girl named Kallie,

Whichturned into incest erotica focused on Kallie's dissatisfaction with penis size and her sister's envy solely by selecting the top results.

So, there's that.