[arcboii92]

This must mean aliens are real, and the Storm Area 51 meme was started by the government. They can't tell the public that aliens exist because there is an ancient contract. But, if the public were to storm Area 51 and discover it for themselves - the government can't take the fall when the angry aliens come back asking why the secret got out. They've released this information in an attempt to reignite interest in storming Area 51.

I wish I was crazy enough to believe my own theories. Or crazy enough to stay off HN making alien theories when my database is on fire.