[JacobAldridge]

And there's a version that replaces the middle, offending verse with instrumental. In Australia growing up at least that was the version that got the most airplay - I had street cred because I knew the words to the second verse of MfN (and the Flintstones - but that's another story), though if you sang it in front of people who didn't realise those were actual lyrics you might have some explaining to do.