[dondawest]

I know. Who is he, Johnny Depp? Signing important documents while stoned and drunk out of his mind? Get outta here.

“Although I did seem to be present, I do not recall it!”

It’s the best dark chuckle I’ve had all year.

[lonelappde]

All of us forget the details of the useless meetings we were dragged into many years ago . For you, meeting Jeffrey Epstein was the most momentous day of your life. For him, it was Tuesday.

[prepend]

I get these ads from LinkedIn saying “check out who is in your meeting before you meet” and think they are optimistic on the usefulness of information they would give me (eg, “Jane Doe claims to be the CTO of a revolutionary company”), but in this situation it would be helpful to check and see if a sex criminal was in an upcoming meeting.

The dystopian version of the future would give us warnings of meeting participants likely to do something cancelable in the future that is likely to create and cancel wave that could impact meeting with them now.