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I thought this list was hilarious (despite some of my preferred languages being on the never use list). I'm surprised to see so many people taking it so personally/serious.

If this list really offends you, I would suggest you haven't been programming very long, you don't know many other languages (than the ones on the shit list), or both. Maybe the list is a little hyperbolic, but didn't you pick up on the tone?