[sigstoat]

> Amazon delivered packages have been: thrown from the street

i watched a USPS driver do that. i'm amazed he could heft the package that far.

> USPS consistently rings my doorbell

i don't know that they've ever rung my doorbell.

> Amazon's last mile service is a complete shit show

they all vary in quality by location. fedex was nearly unusable at my last residence, but is great where i'm at now. anecdotes simply aren't valuable here.

[op00to]

Only amazon rings my doorbell and it’s annoying as shit. My dog goes crazy and all because my toilet paper is here. Jesus Christ nothing ever got stolen ever in the history of ever here, don’t ring the bell.