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Similarly, if you say "Agile doesn't work because X" - they will say "thats not REAL Agile..."

The Tao which can be spoken is not the true Tao.

There was always some bizarre logic-twisting response to those questions which didn't really answer them but was enough to try and shut you up.

Look at the results. Follow the money.

So there is simultaneously one "real" way of doing Agile and also no real way because it is not dogmatic.

How about substitute "Agile" with "Jeet Kune Do?"