Muphry's law: "anything that can be mispelled, will be mispelled"
Mispelled: an example of Muphry's law in action
“Misspelled: a word spelled incorrectly.”: better.
Language change denier: As above, sans "Nazi" reference.
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?
A: He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.
Mispelled: an example of Muphry's law in action