[b3n]

30 hours a day seems quite extreme to me.

[astonex]

Well for starters, looking at the charts in the link 30 hours is still much more productive than the 40hr 1975 worker.

As a programmer I'm not doing focused programming for any more than 30 hours a week anyway

[epaga]

He was joking because you said 30 hours a day

[astonex]

Ah, I completely misread it both times.

[frosted-flakes]

You might be productive, but you can't produce 6 hours a day from nothing.

[Mtinie]

——

For immediate release.

CERN is proud to announce it will resume LHC operations shortly after a major system sensitivity upgrade and is poised to launch a new set of tests on behalf of their corporate donors.

This year marks the first time scientists will seek proof of the (not-yet-)theorized “anti-second”.

According to the head of the program, Dr. Ismadeup:

“When the efforts of our labors are successful, the rules of physics will fundamentally change! This discovery will allow corporate taskmasters and mindful spouses to extract even more productivity from those under their sway.”

Athletic organizations, alcohol distributors, and adult media companies are eagerly awaiting the commercialization of any resulting technological enhancements derived from the research.

[antisemiotic]

Finally I can ditch the portable black hole I was using for work hour dilatation.

[tr33house]

Clearly, a week was meant here