[winternett]

Hey Guys,

We here at Facebook realized you don't trust our apps, so we made another app that makes you think our apps are safe. Despite this just being another app within our portfolio of tracking tools. Please download and install, otherwise the other apps may not work eventually. Trust us. ಠ_ಠ

[_bxg1]

And just look at that lovely, friendly new shade of blue! There's no way a company using that color can mean any harm!

[mattkevan]

And such an open and trustworthy font. No one using a typeface like that can be shady, surely?

[ziddoap]

Blue, the color of calm.

And data hoarding.

[CaptainZapp]

Is there an image of a cute bunny?

Like when they asked for permition (in a typically snaeky, weasely Facebook way) for permission to suck up your entire phone book data and message history (and even contents) from your Android device?

I want a bunny!

[the_watcher]

Where does it say you need to download another app? It lives in the Settings tab of the main app.