[zazagura]

A chat app that only allows you to send a single message ever to any contact.

[staffordrj]

A chat app that randomly drops messages with no indication they are delivered. Call it General Chat.

[Zhenya]

Iirc that already exists....hangouts.

[Queue29]

Gonna need some Google Allo for that sick burn

[TylerE]

iirc that is irc.

'member netsplits?

[mkagenius]

A chat app which only runs if you are running

[Mirioron]

A chat app, which gives you X amount of characters to send. The length of the message is deducted from X when you send a message and you need to move around in the real world at walking/running speeds to replenish the characters.

I think this would actually be better as a forum. Flame wars would get you fit!

[numakerg]

A chat app that only lets you talk to people at the same altitude.

[beachy]

A chat app that only lets you talk to people on the other side of the planet.

[fb03]

A chat app that forces you to speak in any other language besides your mother tongue.

[closeparen]

A chat app that Google Translates all your messages through five languages and back to the original.